Chick Flick Enthusiasts Worldwide Mourn Passing of Bruiser Woods

Bruiser Woods, the champion of chihuahuas and Legally Blonde co-star, capable of shopping online, passed away on Thursday at the ripe old age of 126... in dog years, obvs. Bruiser Woods, who went by the v. adorbs name Moonie in the real world, had a rough upbringing, 'turning tricks' at Hollywood and Vine. But alas, he was adopted by Elle Woods and lived happily ever pinker. Goddammit, this calls for a Legally Blonde binge session. Rest in peace, Moonie! *Sobs uncontrollably into pink scented facial tissue*