WTF Friday: Here Comes the.....Bitter Bridesmaids

When my best friend Ashley asked me to be her maid of honor, I was OBVIOUSLY touched and excited and nervous all at the same time. At first I’m all, like, “Awhhhhh Ashley!” Bouncing hugs in the middle of the street in that way that us girls do, and then I’m like, “Fuck yeah bitches! I win!” pumping my first in the air the way that us Jersey Girls do. But then I’m like, “Oh shit. I’M supposed to plan a wedding?!” I can barely plan my lunch...

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